I once saw a ventriloquist. No, wait. Now I remember… it was just some chick talking out loud with a scary voice, holding a freakish looking doll.
I hate anchovies.
May you R.I.P., Edward “Eddy” the goldfish.
He gutted the fish and threw the piece on ice.
In Paris, I saw a bird eating a drumstick on the sidewalk.
Some birds are just too big to be flying around.
Everyday, a bird either falls from its nest or gets killed by some cat.
Watch the dog before you lose him, ’cause he ain’t no little hobo.
Watch the ugly dog, she barks non stop, pain in the ass, ugly bitch.
Watch the dog who guards your cell, who keeps an eye on all your moves, who barks but never yells.
