Aargh

Eyes

Is better than one.

I once saw a ventriloquist. No, wait. Now I remember… it was just some chick talking out loud with a scary voice, holding a freakish looking doll.

I hate anchovies.

May you R.I.P., Edward “Eddy” the goldfish.

He gutted the fish and threw the piece on ice.

In Paris, I saw a bird eating a drumstick on the sidewalk.

Some birds are just too big to be flying around.

Everyday, a bird either falls from its nest or gets killed by some cat.